Mom Definition #3

Toaster Oven
n; A magical box that heats your food with out the need to remember to preheat first, keeps the food relatively warm for a while – which is good because you’ve forgotten about it, and turns off automatically when the timer is done so you won’t burn the house down…because you still haven’t remembered the food that’s in it.

Honey, have you eaten today?
I don’t remember…look in the toaster oven.

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