Mom Definition #5

Nail Clippers
n; the device that removes the talons from your child that seem to grow overnight, and you only notice when a chunk of skin is taken off while they have a Kung-foo death grip on your chest.

HONEY?! Where are the baby nail clippers?!
Are you bleeding, or do you just have a scratch?

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