n; A magical box that heats your food with out the need to remember to preheat first, keeps the food relatively warm for a while – which is good because you’ve forgotten about it, and turns off automatically when the timer is done so you won’t burn the house down…because you still haven’t remembered the food that’s in it.
Honey, have you eaten today?
I don’t remember…look in the toaster oven.
v; the four minutes you have to clean a baby’s ear, clip the nails on the exposed hand, and finally look at that random scratch without them wiggling before you have to flip them over.
It’s time for me to nurse, where are the qtips?
So it occurred to me that simple words that I had used my entire life drastically change once you become a mom.
Of course, I had to share!
Movie n; a visual timer to let you know when it’s been almost two hours. The movie is almost over, time for his next nap.